About Me

I’m Lauren — Mum Of Two, Cycle Breaker, and Self-Confessed Hotel Snob.

I didn’t grow up with luxury. I built it.

Hotel Snobs started because I was tired of perfect reviews that never told the truth. I wanted real opinions. Honest pros and cons. The kind of detail you only notice when your a hotel snob and average doesn’t cut it. 

I stay, I pay and I review properly.

No gatekeeping. No fake hype. No “it’s amazing” with no detail or feeling.

You’ll find:

• A full breakdown of every hotel & resort I stay in 

• Room reviews & Room Tours (lighting, beds, bathrooms — I check properly and a normal room won’t cut it)

• Service standards and the feeling the hotel evoques 

• Who it’s actually for and whether it’s worth your money

I believe luxury should feel intentional.

I’m building the life I didn’t have, and I’m taking you with me.

Welcome to Hotel Snobs.

Explore in-depth travel tips and comprehensive guides tailored for every hotel & destination. My insights will help you navigate new places with ease and confidence.